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what a big tongue so sexy when its lubed up WOW

This is an idea that sounds better than it feels, even with your best lubricant. Noisy, rough, hard to control speeds, nothing it does resembles good oral sex. I should have listened to the rest of you - save your money.

This is the first real sex toy I ever bought. I used to long for it when I would see an ad for it in the back of Cosmo.I finally got one and I absolutely loved it! I broke it by keeping it in a too small container (don't do that!), but it is well worth the cash. It licks well and tirelessly!

Frustrating! This is a loud, distracting, frustrating product. Not enough power to provide arousal and so very loud that it gave me a headache!

I think the products are great.

Great idea. Wife hated it. It was first of all very noisy. Fraid the kids would walk in. Didn't do much for her either. We threw it out. Just buy her the Jackrabbit.

i couldnt wait to get this toy, IT SUX, and not in a good way, i spent money on this to sit in my draw, id rather use my hands, ladies dont bother, spend 10 dollars on a vibrator, itll do you more justice

Noisy, bulky, wife hates it. It's now collecting dust. Save your money, DON'T BUY IT!!

Very disappointing and very very loud. Also hard to handle.

It's pretty loud. I know the ad says "quieter than the original" but I found the noise of the device to be most dominant sensation while using this.

I was so disappointed with this device. I don't think I have ever had such a bad experience with a sex toy before. The problems: It isn't firm enough to really touch your clit because the jelly doesn't have any support whatsoever, and a little firmness would benefit it some. When trying to push it closer to my clit, the mechanism inside the jelly part disconnected and I had to stop and fix it. I'd have to hold my pussy lips open with one hand and my other hand to hold it because it was too large and wide to fit. Plus, it was clumsy, hard to hold, loud and distracting. And believe me...unless having someone blow on your clit makes you cum...this toy is not for you. The movement is too weak to even register. Ladies, save you money and buy some shoes...at least you won't regret that decision like I regret buying this device. I'd give it a "0" if I could. This product is going to be sitting in my closet collecting dust.

if felt so good to me and my lover it made us cum all over the place

Just let your imaganition go wild!!!

good

okay

the best

i thought it was very explanitory!

It is much better than any mans tounge. And it doesn't quit on you.

Says its quiet, but it is reallly loud. Must admit, though, haven't had to take the speed above level 3 yet to have an orgasm. Not better than a real tongue per se but certainly lasts longer!

so noisy, it was too distracting... but an interesting conversation piece LOL

I thought the idea was great but....if you have children at home you had better turn up the stereo if you want to use this product without the kids knocking on the bedroom door wondering what power tool you are using!

Although the concept looked great, I was extremely disappointed in this product. It is not "extremely quiet", as the write-up promised...it could be heard for three blocks away! Very distracting. It was also not by any means a compact device, it was so large as to make it uncomfortable to hold. I never got around to returning it the product. Xandria, please adjust your write-up for accuracy.

I ordered "The Tongue II". Now i'm not complaining about the product itself. Except that when I read the description, it says that it was "very quiet". Hah!! Far from it. I find it to be extremely noisy -- especially when you put it on high speed. Now, the product is "excellent" (no complaints). But very noisy.

This gave me my first orgasm ever. It works as well as advertised. The only drawback is that it isn't quiet.