True Sex Stories
Mets Star's Wife Wields Vital Threat
The wife of a top US baseball player has vowed to have sex with all of his team mates if he ever cheats on her.
Anna Benson, a former model and stripper who was named Baseball's Hottest Wife by FHM, is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson.
She told Howard Stern's radio show: "I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team. Coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."
Stern, egging her on, asked, "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?"
"Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."
Monk Attempted Bed Undercover Cop
A Buddhist monk decided to break his lifelong vow of celibacy with a prostitute - but picked up an undercover police officer instead.
Hoa Trung Nguyen, 47, from the Phap Bao Temple in Sydney, even haggled with the 'prostitute' for a better deal.
But after being unceremoniously bundled into an unmarked police car, Nguyen claimed he was joking, reports the local daily.
But judge Ronald Maiden was not laughing as he convicted the monk for soliciting a prostitute and put him on bond for 12 months.
"The version of events according to the accused, in my view, borders on farcical," he said. "It is quite fantastic."
Police were running an undercover operation on to stop prostitution in Fisher St, a residential area.
CCTV footage showed Nguyen, his robes under an overcoat, approaching the officer dressed as a prostitute.
Nguyen admitted asking about price but blamed it on human curiosity.
"I only want to ask her as a joke because of who I am. I would never do anything like that," he said.
Tie Maker Debuts Penis Cravat
A Serbian tie maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything.
"The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member." Designer Neven Vrgoc said.
"I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied."
"There will also be a special certificate of excellence that will go with the tie and on which the woman will be able to fill out details of the individual's performance."
Vrgoc, who claims Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton and Jacques Chirac are among his clients, said he was preparing a promotional campaign for his penis ties.
"I hope to have a full range in the shops by Christmas," he said.