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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the lesson. Every morning, for about a week, she went into...
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What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A 50-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch somebody.
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A dedicated union steel worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, decided to make a side trip to the famous brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union house?"
“No," she replied, "It isn't."
"Well,” the union man inquired, “if I pay you $100, what cut do the ladies get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Mightily...
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